movie online auditions 2017

(team coco jingle) (cheers and applause) - [director] name please? - bill hader. okay so he's young, right? i wanna do the kesselrun in 16 parsecs, mom! (laughter) - [director] try that... - no notes!

no notes! - [director] name? - hey, uh, will arnett. (cheering) i'm han solo, how do you say it? - [director] han. - han solo. hey, han solo. it's like he's on his wayto do errands or whatever.

(imitating batman) i'm also batman. (cheering and applause) if you guys want i can go deeper. - [director] no, we're good, thank you. - (gravely voice) down here. - [director] it's fine. - (gravely voice) okay. - melissa mccarthy, well. - melissa mccarthy.

you've never heard ofthe millennium falcon? it's a ship that made the kessel run in less than 12 parsnips. - [directors] it's parsecs. - parsnips is funniers. nobody knows what a parsec is. parsnips, they're gonna be like, what? parsnips? - [director] have you seen star wars?

- i've seen a good portion of one of 'em. with the small wizard boy in the school? in the hills? - hey guys, shit. wow. - sure, thomas middleditch. han solo, the early years. - [director] han solo. - solo.

i'm saying solo. - solo, what the? he doesn't have a lightsaber? han, he's the guy thatdoesn't have a lightsaber. it's thermodetonator, idiot, stupid. i'm on camera, i'm oncamera, i'm on camera. - here's the tauntaun, young tauntaun. (groaning) this is a skateboard.

oh, you know what i can dois young jabba the hutt. young jabba the hutt's like. (imitating jabba the hutt) (exhales sharply) - okay. - really? jodie f***ing foster. (applause) it's the ship that made the kessel run

in less than 12 parsecs,now get off of my plane! that's from a differentharrison ford movie, it doesn't matter. - adam sandler. millennium falcon, millenniumfalcon, cruising along here. ooh, oh, almost hit a star. never tell me the odds! hooray, kids. don't get cocky, don't, oh.

- kumail nanjiani, fromtv's franklin and bash. so is this like a big spoiler, like when han solo, when he was young, was he pakistani? 'cause like, i'm pakistani. i will say, if you don't castme in this, you're racist. how's that? i'm really good at likejust never hearing the odds. - [director] the odds are.

- no! never tell me the odds, dude! - my name's 50 cent, y'all. chill, i'm cool. never tell me the odds. - [director] no. - never tell me the odds. - [director] not again. - like this way, or?

- man, what the f*** you want me to do? tell me what you want? never tell me the odds? - i'm jeff goldblum. so, but before we film anything, can i have a quick, can i just ask, this is for young han solo? well let's give it a shot, as the kids say.

you never heard of the millennium falcon? in less than 12 parsecs. if i get the part, i'llresearch, believe you me, what all that means so thati can give it a little more credibility, i'll knowwhat i'm talking about, here i'm just kinda reading it, i can't say that i'm all that familiar with the entire universe or phraseology. crazy thing is, it'strue, the force, the jedi.

all of it, it's all true. hey, i like that, i think i,you see what i gave you there? something in the... (humming) you know, well i don'thave to describe it, you do your job. - young chewbacca is, hey guys, hey when i hitpuberty, you better watch out. - [director] chewbacca doesn't talk.

- [director] okay, han solodoesn't use a lightsaber. - my version of him does. he uses a lightsaver all the time. - [director] saber. - what? - [director] lightsaber. - you get out. great kid, don't be cocky. - you suck, you suck,this whole shitshow sucks,

how about this? piece of shit. - our thanks to everysingle funny person we know to helping us out with that.

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