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'both love and friendshiplike eyes co-exist!' 'if tamil poet valluvarwas alive today...' '...he'd have addedthis couplet to his 1330' 'this couplet of 7 words holdsthe entire world of our youth' 'in our present tech-savvy worldwe can even live without our parents' 'but no one can survivewithout love and friendship' hello boys! do youknow your dad's birthday? don't know, sir friendship day?

1st sunday in august rocking, dude hi girls! do you knowyour mom's birthday? sorry, can't remember - lovers' day?- february 14th how can anyone not know this?give me a high 5, girlie! 'this is how we glorifylove and friendship' 'some are fortunateto experience this' '...while others are not so lucky'

'the same love and friendshipcrossed this protagonist's path' 'let's see if he was on cloud 9or sank to depths of despair?!' hi ya! why standing? you want auto, ya? ya...yaa! come, ya coming, ya what are youup to, dear?

if you're stomach is growlingwhy don't you rush to the loo? i can't go why? dhoni has takenthe bathroom key dhoni...? if you don't eatat the right time... ...your blood pressureand sugar will rise i can't eat without dhoni dhoni has takenmy dentures!

why aren't you comingto school today, da? dhoni has takenmy school bag our cricket captain dhoni? no, he is the captainof this whole area! dhoni dhoni...! 'this is dhoni' 'and all of them hereare waiting for him' 'we won't call you like that'

'we won't call youby that name' 'everyone is repeatingthe same dialog' 'what do you thinkthey called him?' ramarajan...! ramarajan...!! ramarajan...!!! 'our hero's originalname is ramarajan' 'no idea why but he haschanged it to dhoni' 'he'll even insisteveryone calls him so'

'if they don't comply...' '...he'll run away withgrandma's dentures' 'lock up the loo' 'steal the school bag' we won't call youthat anymore we are sorry sorry, dhoni sorry is tamil wordi just don't like to hear! only those who called me'ramarajan'...come forward

are you trying toslink away, simran? no one can escapemy hawk eyes! each of youdo 5 sit-ups! come on, do it1-2-3-4-5 this is your last warningif you repeat this ever again... ...you'll have to kneeland do sit-ups, okay? how will you call me? dhoni...!! who are you, da?

- it's my bike- oh! yours, huh? hey! no needthank you 'but don't jump to the wrongconclusion our hero is jobless' 'to work in a govt. office is hisaim, goal, dream, focus, etc, etc' 'that's what is beyondhis academic qualification!!' greetings, dear people greeti- why is the drainageleaking like this? i've been calling the corporationfor past 1 week, no one has come

why wait for someone to come? get me a stick don't, bosswe'll take care don't prevent me how can i keep quiet... ...seeing an injusticein front of my eyes? 'he is our dhoni'sdad varadarajan' 'he is this area's secretary' 'he's known for pokinghis nose with good intentions...''

...and having it snubbed!this has become a habit for him' 'stuck between this political kingand royal leopard are these 2 goats!' i think my idol is trained formallyin classical dance, bharatanatyam! what slick movements! that's folk dance karakattam,for your kind information!! will you never be in trend? you are the onewho is outdated, mom! see how my 'indian idol' dances this is technologicalmanipulation, dear

no hero can dance the waymy ideal hero did back in the 80s 'this is dhoni's mother, vasantha' 'she is actor ramarajan's die-hard fan' 'she'll always watch his filmsfdfs - 1st day 1st show!' 'now you know howdhoni got his name!' let me tell him darling, there is a vacancyin her office it seems there's an interview tomorrowwhy don't you please attend it? even if i earn peanuts,it has to be a govt. job

i will only work ina government office all that is fine but how can you not even liftyour little finger to find a job? do you know how toughit is to be jobless?! ask dad if you have doubts why is varadarajanbeing postmortem-ed?! you've got it all wrong govt. officials work sincerelyand with utmost punctuality how many people have benefitedwith a job thanks to you?

why can't you beg or plead and somehowget a job for my precious little prince? even the most powerfulgazetted officer... ...if he has a problem, ultimately hasto stand with folded hands before me! so ask him to discardhis government job dream... ...and follow my footsteps he can take care of stateand i'll look after center! don't force me i don't want tostep into politics now okay...darling, you flicked50 bucks from my purse

give it back to me, dear and the 20 bucksfrom my wallet 'what will bemy state then?!' i'm going for a govt. job interviewjust lend me rs 500 please is your interview ina govt. wine shop?! i'm not lyingi swear on mom oh no! you cankeep the money - i swear on dad- leave me out of this - i swear on you, i'm not lying- oh! spare me

you can't fool me orget money from me i have my ways! why have youstopped suddenly? your bro is here so what? he's pestering me sayinghe loves me, i can't stand him i'm tolerating himonly for your sake is that so? i knowhow to tackle him you should call himby the name i ask you to

- as soon as he comes close- 'what plot are they hatching?' 'maybe she'll ask themto call me 'ramarajan'?' if you call him thishe'll run a mile from you 'even if you stand upside downyou won't get your way today' 'did you think i can'thear what you think?!' 'get lost' hi guys! brother...! litmus test?!

bro, ram bro tell us what did youintend saying, bro? did you think a mere 'bro'will make me vanish? if you call me 'bro'... ...then right away hello...listen to medon't be scared! 'i'll profess my love right away'was what i wanted to say she's the one i lovewith all my heart she's the only onewho is beautiful

i love you - i can't reciprocate!- she says she can't - so i love you- oh! i can't - you go ahead- spare me please 1st he hounded only anita after your brilliant idea,he's pouncing on all of us look at him now did you buy thisdress in sowcarpet? i like hindi movies

here is your money if you had given this to me earlieri wouldn't have wasted so much time are you waiting for my love? you are waybelow my range please understand...go this will doonly for side dish how will i managethe main dish? let me get some ideafrom 'time pass' i am miss vijayashanthi

as sub inspector of this areai want everything to be in place find out for me please someone help me mister...stop! what should befound for you? my girl friend? she is missing? 1st case is a big one...perfect all of you go to your deski'll handle this personally

when, how and what isthe problem between you? tell me she isn't pickingmy call, madam just 1 'missed call' last nightand she called me back from this morningi've called her 4 times all 'missed calls'she hasn't called back all this is yourpersonal issue you should take careof all this yourself if girls are affected becauseof boys, it is a 'case'

but if it is vice versais it 'juice'? you should only address this you seem to bea sincere officer 0what's her name? 'kanaka' world's st white tattoo what a pure-white love! hats off! call her and i'll talk to her

only 50 paise balancein my phone, madam how can yoube so innocent? nowadays if you don't havebalance in your mobile... ...you can't balance your love okay, call her in this mobile 'police is your friend' you see who is calling mefrom this station? i can hear the phonering near me! why is he here?

so she is your girl friend? you've caught a constableas your girl friend! whether a constable ora beautiful sub-inspector... ...their hearts can love too! - what's your problem with him?- nothing, madam then why are younot picking his calls? why are you girls so dumb? you'll search and find liars,scumbags and scoundrels in future, pick up the callfrom the one you love

madam...! talk to him...go kanaka...! why did youland up here? just because you are my first cousini'm putting up with all this crap is this how youtreat your fiancã©? look what pains i've gone totattoo your name on my wrist white tattoo? - don't you want to work at all?- not at all

1 earning member in a family isenough and you are doing it fine 'he won't let go of mewithout fleecing me' money or shall i meetyour sub-inspector again? - booze, huh?- excellent...100/100 but you won'tfind a single case you are feeling this badto give me 500 bucks i know how you wouldhave earned this...! all you do is standin front of a wine shop book all those who come outof the shop on 'drunken driving'

all this should be spentonly on booze, not for family 'this is how very dayis picture perfect for him' 'but like how sachin tendulkarat 90 runs toils for his century...' '...he will be facing2 hurdles in his life' why yell out my namewhen you are near me? where are kumar and bala? they are in hospital, da find a 3rd rate hotel to be fedand land up in a hospital bed! indigestion, huh?

they got hit, dude - who hit them?- rowdy from gandhanagar - name?- sehwag how can you betray me? - tell me- let me go, bro i'll be back hello!who is this? someone has hita boy from our area why don't you telldhoni and his friends?

but he has hitdhoni's friends! who has the guts?identify him to me - i'll tie him up and bring him over- his name is sehwag in 10 minutes his dead bodywill fall at dhoni's feet hang up now dhoni, don't worry our man kasi isas good as god sehwag is in for trouble kasi is on the line

son, tell mewhich sehwag? not cricketer sehwag kamdar nagar sehwag even cricketer sehwagcan be bowled out but not the sehwagyou are referring to don't talk to me about him 'i'm dhonihe is sehwag' who is he? - 'oh! he is dhoni?'- 'this is sehwag?!'

no fights you don't know, sehwag a week since they deliveredwater cans to my house if you don't supply water todaysee what i- pigeon eggs eyed-fellow!what will our rival think of us? you should knowwhat to talk where why did you hitmy friend kumar? for money, not onlyyour friends... ...i'll hit my friends also!

kumar gave a love letterto a girl from my area he'll give a letter whicheverarea the girl is from! because his dadis a postman and his dad was sickand had taken off postman? (loud whispers) wait...wait technical fault...sorry can a 'sorry'make us leave?

if i order breakfastwill you leave then? sehwag, let meget our boys we'll deal with them at 3:00 p.m i must pick upmy sister's kids from school in a fix?serves you right! turn back, please even your friends havevamoosed, not just mine where is my 'virat kohli'?! what's your next move,mr raj kiran?

how do you know my name? i always find out full detailsbefore i get my hands dirty! your dad is a fanof actor raj kiran that's whyyou got this name - am i right?- yes, mr ramarajan do you know ramarajanand raj kiran are thick friends having been named after themwhy can't we both be friends? correct...even if we fight there isno one here to be the spectator! so friends...?

"no need anythingfriend will do...everything" "even at night you'll seea rainbow sparkle colorfully" "no regrets, be thankfulfriend will do...the needful" "even at night you'll seea rainbow flash gracefully" "ya...yaa, youth, in style we roamya...yaa, friendship is our home" "ya...yaa, life is a match 20-20ya...yaa, we hit sixers in plenty" "even at night you'll see+a rainbow sparkle happily" "lessons in love for every amateurhe's the helping partner, center" "if we go out with wallets emptyautomated teller machine is he"

"he changes the old orderof mother, father, teacher...!" "now friend, parents, teacheris the new trendy signature" "with a friend added in timeour life glides in 5th gear sublime" "let's dance in tune jollyspreading cheer joyfully" "look at that!no ball...flat!" "alphabets in englishwe don't care if 26" "this 6 letter f-word is the bestwe don't care about the rest " "about our kith and kin we don't careabout our city...no sweat no swear" "with a friend's back up we declarewe'll win the world, we don't care"

"with a friend added in timeour life slides in 5th gear sublime" "ya...yaa, life is a match 20-20" "even at night you'll seea rainbow shine 'vibgyor'ly" his interview is at 10:00 a.mwhere has he disappeared? dad, don't worry, wherever he is sprawledhe'll be back home in time for breakfast shut up your dad has beggedsome party member... ...and finally finalized a govt. jobwe should somehow make this click govt. job?

- your brother is back- go and pour your love! where were youwhole of last night? you look so tired, dear i went to see an officerregarding a govt. job he asked mefor my full details then he died, huh? 'she's a pain inthe wrong place'! for your ability,this job will be confirmed 'you'll earn a fat salary' he said

only hassle is it will take6 months for it to be confirmed i told him i'd wait even6 years for this job - wasn't i right?- whatever you say will be correct you'll wait even 60 yearsbut i cannot wait that long is dad planning to go to kasi andbecoming an ascetic cannibal? no, he's just asking younot to live on freebies? if you take this as your jobyou'll end up jobless! do you know howtough it is to get a job? punctuality is so importantdo you know what the time is now?

stop yelling at her there's a peon's post vacantin our corporation office why are you staring? you stillhave arrears in your college as if you'll getan officer's posting that councilor is a strict lady whatever the recommendationresult is based on the interview get ready forthe interview at 10:00 a.m get me coffee good boy?!please attend

i thought i'll be the future prime ministerand they want me to become a peon! most legends hadsuch hurdles to cross! so let me try my luck you have a file, dudewhy did you call me urgently? i am attending an interviewfor a peon's post, dude are you so educatedto get a peon's job? don't rub salton to my wounds i hate being questioned i too don't like you

don't you call andask me questions? it will be great if they don't ask meany questions, appoint me at once plus 4 months salary as advanceand let me come and go as i please all this is only ifyou get through? it won't happendon't worry - i won't pass, right?- how can you, dude? suppose they ask when a wine shop opens?or where can you get liquor illegally? you'll come out in flying colors but as far as i knowthey won't ask all this

you are a positive friend did you panic? let's go and do our worstat the interview and get back if we are prompt they mayend up giving me the job let's go at our own pacethat's how we'll be blacklisted you're a great planner let's go in this bus friend, you jumped in likea pickpocket who doesn't plan you said we'd reach on timeif we got into this bus, friend

why is he somersaultinghis own words upside down? if a girl laughs this muchany passenger will end up loony is that lunatic our friend? are you participating ina fancy dress competition? friend, you've startedbuilding your house? how did you find outwith just 1 look, friend? as if i need to launcha pslv rocket? you are as fizzy as a sodamixed into hooch! by the way,i'm a little busy now

will you standa few feet away? hi...! friend, you arealso cutting me off? friendship and love arelike 2 sim cards in a phone when 1 is busythe other has to wait i hope you understand aiyo!paaaah!! why are you crying? guiseis messed up

just see howi transform you close your eyes lord murugaas the monk in palani so what should you say? 'why fearwhen i'm here' - you'll bag the 1st prize- what brilliance? she changed him froma king to lord muruga brilliant indeed! only girls can makea prince into a pauper in a split second! friend, now watch my talent

let me seethat crap also kannagi madam, come here looks good? show your face to her super, dude this is why we are from marsand girls are from venus we want to see them as lovely angelsthey see us as love-failure-lunatics! not knowing this we keeprunning behind them you didn't hear my messageand went behind her...where-

ramarajan i saw a chapin the bus today real jolly character casual, chubby andso quick on the uptake i'm so happy i was searchingfor a guy like this but i don't knowif i will se- madam...? the guy i wastelling you about?

he is here nowi'll call you later oh you...didn't you tryto flirt with me in the bus? do you like me? let me be franki like you very much why are you hesitating?don't you like me? me...not...like...you? i love you too whaaat! he is hugging her andmadam is accepting it

- let go of madam- don't let go of me yov! yov! how could you do this? who is she? she is our councilor! go out i hugged her by mistake take your file lift...lift...lift

please...please why don't move asideand ask for a lift? we'll both ask we'll see who is lucky! yeah! we are bidding forthe ipl cricket team!! you and yourwatermelon mouth! do you want a lift? you asked...why don'tyou take her offer? why don't you?

i can even take triplesbut you 2 shouldn't fight like a trash lorry, looks like you willtake every tom, dalil and hari then why did you ask, creep? why do they sell2 wheelers to such pests? bike of the century!shouldn't miss this lift why is he wipinghis face with saliva?! isn't he dhoni's friend?! excuse me, madam i asked firs-

i am blind, can youhelp me into a share auto? he's lying how did he know you are'madam' even before you spoke? - caught you- simple logic! bajaj pulsar's soundmeans boys bullet sound is men scooty sound means a girl was that someone puking? super! let me drop you

thanks don't believe himhe is lying madam is dropping meyou just go he's fooling you hello...hello...back given a chanceyou'll climb on to the front! i thought this was back! don't get taken in byhis dark glasses, madam this seat is likea rotten wooden board

to prevent huggingbecause of speed breakers... ...why don't youhave a cut seat? how did youlose your vision? i saw my next door girlshower and i ended up blind! how can that happen? she was walking on fire when i peered too closethe sparks went into my eyes where should you go? wherever you goi will follow

i'm going tothe police station because i work therei'm constable kanaka i know you are dhoni's friendand i also know you're not blind so you are dhoni'sdad's sister's daughter! even after knowingi am a police woman... ...you are holdingonto my waist - get down- it was a good chance if you eve-teaseor fool anyone again... ...i'll peel you in layers

am i an onionfor you to peel me? go...run i have a doubtto clarify, police what? you are as short as a dining tablehow did you become a constable? dunderhead! 'how stupid of me to hugthe councilor dad knows' 'shall i go in or shall irunaway from home?' 'no one can emulate my friend'

hello, it's me 'it's me' means who? you naughty! you just now came in for a joband made me blush all over! aiyo! madam, sorry, madam please...don't call me 'madam' my name is aishwarya you can call me bymy pet name 'ice'! ice...?!

till now my thoughts were... ...only on society andpeople's development for the 1st time you've made methink of my own development! what is she hinting at? you are selected come and join soon this door will be openfor you all the time okay, madamshall i hang up? i already have

hung you in my heart!! madam, i meant the phone ram, that is- you hung up?it's okay dude, you must bethe 1st guy in the world... ...to attendsuch an interview let's celebrate thistill dawn, dude so...you finallygot yourself a job! i'm talking to you andyou're busy scribbling

do you know who this is? your dead grandma? my angel, dude what do you haveagainst that girl? you've drawn her so badly!! like a beggar womanin front of a temple! - does she love you?- i don't know maybe after seeingthis work of art... ...she might fallin love with me

she'll fall with a heart attack! for god's sakedon't show her this she'll think you're a beggarwho draws pictures on the road why don't you love herafter knowing she loves you? is there any rule in the worlda guy must love only if a girl does? listen to my pearls of wisdom deer running ahead of a tiger and a guyrunning behind a girl have never prospered i too thoughtthe way you did but the way she smiledat me this morning...

...i felt like i was immersedin free hooch and peanuts! as if daily, you payfor your drink anyway! okay, you saw herand fell in love how will you find herin this big a city... ...without knowing her name,address or contact details? for the sin i committedbefriending you... ...i should roam the streetsand do the honors, right? i won't burden you like that i know howto talk to her

1 minute, let metouch up her eyebrows do that...only then, your dadwill whitewash the walls - excuse me- good night i'll talk to my girl he says he hasno contact number. ..and how willhe talk to her? i don't want toget married now 1st let me get a jobthen after tha- listen to me, dearyour wish is to get a job

our wish is tofind you a groom 1 minute, dad i can heara mobile ring? whose phone is this? hi! how are you? - who are you?- i am dhoni how did youget my mobile? you seem to think i stole it! how will i know?

were you in the foreign launchat the international airport today? no did you go by any chancesight seeing in mahabalipuram? - no, i didn't- then where did you go? i took the 25g bus i was in the same buswe are made for each other i'm happy i got this chance to'phone-meet' a good person i don't get you! if you were an accused you'd havepawned this phone and got drunk

you are so soberand talking to me now that shows howgood a person you are okay...will you take your phonetomorrow at 10:00a.m? that's my sleep-time! i have a meeting withforeign delegates at 10:00 a.m evening i am at the beach at 5meditating and practicing yoga - why don't we meet then?- okay, i'll come there if you don't mindmay i know your name? sita

sita...we meet tomorrow5:00 p.m at the beach my girl's name is sita it can be sita or anyother random name to find out a girl's name is as toughas getting water from karnataka - how did you manage?- tough to get a girl's number but easy to calla number we know i don't get you i put my best friend's phone withouteven his knowledge into her bag soooper idea, no?!

who is your best friend? you! why did you putmy phone in her bag? if i put my phonemy dad will yell don't you know howhe'll bring the roof down?! she said she'd meet metomorrow evening at 5 she'll come, right? sita...! come definitely, sita

"i dreamt of you as my love in earnestyou came into my heart as a tempest" "one look at me, you mesmerized meyou towed me into your dream totally" "wordless, i stood tongue-tiedwith your eyes, love you complied" "slanting your eyebrows when you seemy heart scatters in a floral spree" "morning, noon and nightyour thoughts torment me to delight" "your eyes shine as brightas a mobile's touch screen light" our anklet's tinklei sing a soulful jingle" "oh! enough my dearest sweetearth at your feet, a stormy feat" hello!

you keep changingthe venue each day i'll collect it today "courage still eludes mei falter to face you directly" "when we touch for the 1st time, deari wonder if i can breathe at all, i fear" "a boon got bending backwardsis love, for better or worse" "whatever sharedwords extend unimpaired" "who are you, dude?what is your wish-list, conclude?" "my resolutions denude" - sita- where are you?

- i'm at the beach - nice hell- "one look at me, you hypnotized meyou towed me into your dream totally" "what did i do...you captivated methanks to you, i'm in love truly" all my ideaswent for a toss! who is chasing me like this? i've seen this housein some tv serial who are these sleazoids?

one look at your facesi know you're all sidekicks why are you wavingyour hands like wackos? good afternoon you are...? councilor for this area why did theyabduct me, madam? i asked them toaccompany you here! bro, sit down please am i bro to you?!

that's not important even though i'm a councilor i'm a very open type direct dealing only but in this matter alone... ...i'm unable to look athis face and talk, bro i feel very shy bro, is this love, bro? love...?

yes, bro i am in love like a sari from the laundrywhy is love so late for you? no love can succeedwithout a messenger i know he won'tdisobey you, bro so our love-pigeon is you! what...love pigeon? who is your man? your friend, mr ram

ramu...? the moment he touched melove fell in place neatly if i go in to bathei see his face in the bucket when i eat his face beamsat me from the bread! switch over to pancakes insteadand you will be cured understand mylove feelings, bro you're indulging in liquorwith your love feelings? for you damn it! are youtrying to bribe me?!

for my happiness i won'truin my friend's happiness! i don't befriendfor namesake i forsake everythingfor a friend's sake - good bye- bro...! "cash, dough, dollar, rupee, money" "coins, copper, silver, gold, many" "bundle, wad, pile, pots of money" everything is okay only age is a littlebit of a hindrance!

he is 25 years youngyou are 45 years old! are you 35 years young?! forget it, siso mathematics is notimportant for love only minds must match bro, i knowhe loves a girl but what does she havethat is lacking in me? let her have anything does she haveyour buckteeth?

it look like a lathe hasdrilled it for a furlong he'll fall for this, siso it's your duty tocut that lov- - cut that crappy fellow, bro- i'll do it in a jiffy give me your phone hello...? i'm ramu's friend speakinglisten to me carefully you are holding my mobile if you don't believe mecheck the photos in my phone

what's this new story? this guy...?! are you wondering howhis phone landed in your bag? it didn't land by mistakeit was a 'hit the miss' mission look at the next photothat's my friend this guy...? he planned and putmy phone in your bag why would he do that? to impress you becausehe is in love with you

he does this tomany girls as time pass you are also1 among many he'll make up stories of airport,business, all a pack of lies! he is not worth 5 paise he'll make yourun here and there he won't collect the phonefrom you till the very end i regard youas my own sister i weighed the pros and cons of friendversus sister and decided to defend you take care, dear

bye now i must call him "no one can emulate my friend" hello...friend friend, i was waitingfor your call all along nothing seems to beworking out for me can we meet tomorrowabout something important? okay, friend i've finished the jobyou gave me

now you muststart your work my work? sis, what is heasking you to start? 1st stop these age barred buffaloesfrom calling you 'akka' (elder sister)! change your hairstyle,get-up and costume change all 3 okay 'avvai shanmughi' "job...work...make overmake up..cosmetics...alter"

"remake...replace...reformtamper...temper...transform" "from morning, noon and nightshape, shift, substitute right" "adjust, create, steer, veer, vary"for which a garland spells victory "shanmugha...!god help me!" "in your creative enterprisea masterpiece-prize!" "avvai shanmughi...!" dude, billiards and bodyguard you've changedbeyond recognition i'll make you alsoa rich boy, listen to me

tell me, bro forget your girl, sita, dude you are her faithful followerbut she cares 2 hoots for you just sanitize your soul andwipe her clean out of your heart my sita is a good girl dude, good girls anddinosaurs are the same do you know why? both are extinct!! i am saying thisfor your own good

forget her he's hanging up on me! i must forget her now, right? go...go away...i'm not able to! give me an idea for that too i should help you date herand delete her, huh? use your own brain cells the love i followed for so longis not realizing my value after all, you arejust a friend

how will you knowmy inner feelings? i am 'after all'your friend, huh? dude, i'm yourforever-friend! you are the onewho matters to me i'll forget her, da i love ram i never wanted to see herand she's coming here maybe to profess her love? sir...?

dear ladies- move...as if you arethe world's best orator! some girl is at ourdoor step to see you masilamani sent youregarding that job, huh? shouldn't you meet meat the party office? uncle, i'm not here to see you! i've come to see ram sir ramu sir...?! ram- sir?

what is your name? in one of my idol-hero's filmsthe lead lady's name is also sita ram is my son, dear come inside i think this is the girlour son is in love with she has toucheda chord in my heart this is you, it seems he'll keep looking at youand lamenting daily he'll follow you, with hisstubble and create sympathy

don't fall for his gimmicksand fall in love with him! why do you evenwant to love him? you look educatedand so beautiful you'll find a good groom what a great dad! how can you malign ramto the girl who loves him? aunty, pleaselisten to me you don't haveto get tensed i know everything

has he taken youto park, beach etc? he must have! look how our daughter-in-lawis as beautiful as goddess lakshmi! then who am i?! come, my dear police lady why is she here? when did you come, sita? do you know each other? we are friends

- friends, huh?- we are room mates isn't ram at home? he has been peepingfrom that window let's all go income with me excuse me, can icome into my house? come in, sir hey kanaka!when did you come? who is this madam? this is my friend, sita

drama king! my name is ram nice to meet you didn't i tell you aboutmy cousin who is jobless? she has a problemthat only you can solve what can i do for you? just to drag me into a pranksome idiot put a mobile into my bag he calls me here and thereand tortures me all the time 'she's complainingabout me to me!'

we thought we'll take legalaction, but it's a 'ladies matter' we should tread carefullyyou should find that rascal for us i can put him behind barsfor eve teasing for 6 months 'eve teasing'? how do i find that rascal? sita, give me that phone this phone? do you know the owner? no...no, has good volume

dual simnice camera can you find outwho the culprit is? let's not give this to sirhe might even 'drink it away'!! why aren't youpicking my calls? will i ever do that? no chance show me your phone - my phone's battery-- give it to me 'timepass # 6'

so we are time pass for you? 1st it was only # 04then 2 more joined what can i do? funny girls! try asking this time-passfor money, i'll deal with you then find out who the jackass is! come, sita bye, sitanice meeting you my girl has sought me outto find the culprit

this is my last chanceto impress her shall i send sehwag? they both might know himthat won't work who else can i send? china is too far awayjackie chan will be late leonardo dicaprio himselfwent through love-failure! how can he help me? someone equalto both of them! "he's backsuper cool"

only if you touch the cablewill you get electrocuted! but if you just see meyou'll be in for a shock! yes! thank god 'beerbal-tamil theater group' good morning my boys told meabout you just now i'm a very busy man modeling, arts, fashion show i have no timeonly 10 minutes

can you tell mewhat you want? with this phone you mustenact a drama, bro i can only makea call with a phone! why are you thinking? nowadays conceptsare too small why don't you settlefor 'ponniyin selvan' even director mani ratnamhas second thoughts don't mistake me no one else canpull this off...but you

i prefer actionromance won't suit me after the film 'kaadhal desam' wasreleased, abbas had only girls as fans after that you are the only onefollowing his footsteps, bro your teeth is the fan-catcher, bro you'll fit into it like a glove - will it set for me?- definitely crazy guys! what's your name? my name is beerbal

ask how i got this name please! you have to ask! how, bro? dai! assistant, tell da he drinks beer at nightmilk (paal) in the morning beer or milkjust 1 gulp i've set my mindto act for you, bro 'are we in a loony binby any chance?' 'he won't fit the bill'

'let me escape silently' consult a good doctor poor soul! boys, see now you might have seen a lionin a photo, movie or tv even in a cage have you seen it stridewith pride in the forest? have you seen it hunt its preywith a barbaric vengeance? it weighs about 1 1/2 tonswhen it strikes you

do you want to see it? see for yourself the flim 'singam'! there's more who is a tamilian? you...you? are you a tamilian? you want to know who thamizh is?

one whose blows spark asearth quake in the recipient's body... ...he is thamizh i am thamizh this scene is fromthe film 'pokkiri' if i've decided once,even i won't listen to my own words! even we can't listen! how is it, bro? my life...every day...every moment... ...every second hasbeen chiseled by me!

is he aware ofwhat he's doing?! ultimate star, ajith! you promised to stay for 25 yearsmore and take care of me...! but you diedwithout telling me i don't know what to do now? "who fixed jasmine flowersnow on to thorny fences" "not rising in the east-" bad acting! what happened, sanaa?

is your head spinning? see how it spins now soldiers, rotate your heads black sheep maaa...! maaaaa...! rajini sir, i havenothing to do with him!! let's brush him off his show-off might get worse!

bro, don't screw it up - no...no- my life depends on it to bring oscar back to indiais my dream and desire acting is immersed in my blood i'll take the mickeyout of my acting genes! oscar loses its valueif you don't get it! you show yourpower tomorrow but don't show this videoto anyone, please! your phone is ringing

ram's calling put it on speaker mode let's see what lieshe comes up with today - hi sita!- yes, ram is kanaka by you side? don't tell himi'm here no, tell me be careful with her she drove a 2 wheelerwithout license in madurai

and ditched her lover poor chap! he is now roaming the streetstalking in an alien language he is almost mental - how dare he-!- anyway, forget that sad story because i'm a good personi found out your phone-culprit he wouldn't have found himhe would have rented him! isn't it his friendsehwag's mobile? - be careful- you found out?

ram, you've gone toso much trouble for my sake! i must dosomething for you! it's okay, we arethick friends now let's meet tomorrow tomorrow the two of us- two of you? can the 2 of us meet? - okay- thank you super

tomorrow you followmy instructions carefully beerbal will be the reasonfor my love to blossom! thank you, beerbal! he calls himself a model his dress and hairstylelook pathetic! bro, you should show offyour acting genes to that girl all the very bestrock on, ram you said 'phone matter' but this is a girl matter!

look at my performance now hi! hi sita this phone belongs to sir he is an internationalfashion model he's off to london in an hour do you know what troublei went to find him?! so he is your'actor for the day' huh? ram begged me, otherwisei wouldn't have come here

so what if i lost a mobilei'll just fly away 'he's going overboard' give him the phoneand send him off i must talk to sirfor 2 minutes what do youwant to say? i had so much onmy mind to tell you, sir but after seeing youi'm speechless, sir sir, your hairstyleis so trendy your shirt and beltmake a statement, sir

you truly rock, sir shall i ask yousomething frankly? my dear, i don't love you i'm not in love with you i didn't thinkyou'd be handsome but i'm worriedall this might happen! think and let me know "you are miss universe, sweetieuniversally beauty's beauty" "with you near mei lost myself completely"

"5 minutes, just 5 minutes onlyin my heart, fire spread fully" "my fruit, most favoritefire and dew delight" "if you desert him entirelyhe'll be lost and lonely" "for you and you alonehis time ticks in your zone" - hello handsome!- you called him handsome?! in a hurry don't sayyou don't love me take your timeand then tell me ram, thanks to this mobileyou found me a good life partner i don't know how i willever...repay you?

anyway, thank you so much, ram nowadays no guy will shareeven an ordinary looking chick you've given me a sweettreat on a golden platter! you are great, ram you are a doll darling...! "her love she professed to mei'm on cloud 9, floating buoyantly" how could ignore me andprofess her love to him?! what is he saying?

i feel sad to evenlook at his face let's stop this drama the story is taking a new twist! stop teasing me "i looked all around me to seeif the world is spinning dizzily" "i asked god if this is truepinching myself blue" "all you need to do is winki'll follow you double quick" "i felt electrocutedi fell as if executed" "is the world a-whirling?earth spinning, a-twirling?"

"not wishy-washy, i don't dilly dallyi'm sure you're my breath, dolly" "i went ahead and you followed mebut...within me you entered voluntarily" "thanks to you, honey, my life is nectarineflowers blossom in clusters evergreen" "is the world a-propelling?rotating, revolving, a-swirling?" "i looked all around me to seeif the world is rotating rapidly" "on my heart i heard a hammeringthis is love within me shimmering" "when i see you with people aroundi'm captivated by you, i'm dumbfound" "time stands still when you're before mea puzzled cloud showers rain prettily" sita embarrassed me totally

i shouldn't have believed herand gone to meet her! beerbal beerbal bro...? what happened? you always look like an appleyou look like a rotten tomato now i can even forgive an enemybut never a backstabber! - who is that backstabber?- you! what are you saying? you are the phone-culpritshe was searching for, right?

how do you know this? sita herself told me how does sita know? it seems your friendsehwag told her long ago! sneaky sehwag! i went and met herbelieving she loves me but thanks to your sehwagshe knew this was all a drama we are known for giving upour lives for our friend, right? if they know he is a backstabberhe will be head-less soon!

you are the cause formy love not blossoming, huh? 'i won't let you off easily' why is he standingwith a silencer? has he openeda mechanic shop? i have seen a backstabber but only nowi'm seeing an accomplice oh! the truth is outlike a cat out of the bag! why did you stop the fight? i was feeding my kidmaking her watch your fight

only 2 mouthful fight till she eats this here we arefighting like jet li are we some circus foryour kid to watch while eating? what? start quickly we are starving after all this hard workwe might grab those 2 mouthful! just go why did you snitchabout me to sita? you are my friendwhy would i? i informed sita,'this is dhoni's phone...'

'...and he put it inyour bag to hook you' this is whatis called snitching! then i snee- don't act, looks funny! all this is for thatcouncilor woman i knowno one can fool me sita, step outside sita...where is she? you said no one can fool youand got fooled so easily!

there's some dirton your shirt, dust it i'll get fooled only onceno one can fool me again jackass! i was not joking you can be fooled by a friendbut not by a 'figure'! your face lookslike a peeled potato this beard doesn't suit you it was all falling in place who asked you to mess it up? what will sita think of me?

did she ask youabout the phone matter? - then you have won- how do you say that? even after i told herthe phone drama story... ...why hasn't sheasked you about it? then it meansshe loves you, right? you did all thisfor my good? thanks, sehwag put it on for me also tomorrow isvalentine's day

i'll propose my loveto her tomorrow where did youbuy the silencer? mani's shop - how much?- rs 250 he took rs 325 from me now you got fooled, da kanaka...a question for you who named you kanaka? ram's mom

that means she wantsyou and ram to get married folks at homeintend to do so but i'm not interested because another girl loves ram what are youlooking at me for? she is no one elsebut the girl in front of me!! i know you inside out! we can even trust these boyswho get girls pregnant but not someoneas naã¯ve as you!

i was also playing the fool but if i think deeplyhe occupies my whole mind why don't youtell him then? tomorrow is valentine's dayi thought i will tomorrow best of luck there are so many peopleas jobless as me in this land! i want to havea heart to heart chat i was the one who put that phonein your bag, just to impress you i realized only later, you werealready impressed by me

generally many girlsget floored by me sooooper! it's okay...it's okay i didn't know you andkanaka are friends if i had known earlieri'd have hooked you easily i just meant we wouldn't havewasted too much time and this dress, bag, chainnone of these suit you you look like yesteryearactress saroja devi! - on the dot!- i'm very frank

thank you you were in a sarithat day in the bus you looked like an angel we are meetingfor the 1st time out here why don't we go watch a filmand share a cup of coffee? i was just joking let's go to the temple andmake an offering to god 1 minute my gift for youas a token of my love

it's not gold love cannot differentiatebetween genuine gold and fake because love is blind i love you, sita i love you, ram why is your voice squeaky? did you eat ice creambefore i got here? turn back - ram, i love you- who is this?

you claimed you love meand hounded me so much! 'i love you' 'i can't fall inlove with you' i didn't realize then i understood you andyour love only now this is not the age tofall in love, go home then when shouldwe be in love? this is the perfect age why are yousaying no now?

will you okay her or not? then like you suggested that daywe'll all fall in love with you you better agree let's go leave the lovers alone hey! sita, they are just kidding don't take them seriously congrats, ram

there are so many guyswho can't even find 1 girl but so many girlsare in love with you you are very lucky that's not true, sita your girl friend iswaiting for so long today is valentine's day - you must be joking!- you'll want to spend time with her i don't want to stick in between you bothlike a sore thumb...like saroja devi! i'll leave nowbest of luck

please, ram sita, listen to me sita, try to understand me accept me, ram i can't livewithout you hey! i'll take careof you later sita...listen to me aiyo! - sita...!- i can't live without you

sita, i love only you, sincerely ram, i love only you, sincerely don't believe her hey! don't- - leave me- don't let go of me 1 minute, sita please understand happy valentine's day sita, 1 minute

listen to me patiently i have no clue why thosegirls behaved like that! give me some timei'll get to the bottom of it sita, i love only you sincerely - hey man!- who is this? what indecent behavior? girls no respect? don't worry, girl broken english, huh?

give me yourhead phones for a minute? "last nighti lost my sleep" why do youpoke your nose? you are waiting for usha, no? david has alreadypicked her up! don't waste time hereafter you shouldn'tspeak english at all i have to defend myselfto random idiots! do i need this?

what, roadside romeo? didn't you findanyone else today? why are you following me? don't get stressed that girl is my sister's friend they were just being playful we should only adjust what do you reallythink of yourself? i'm tolerating you only becauseyou are my friend kanaka's cousin

otherwise i'd havebooked you for eve-teasing you can takeyour mobile back my folks have founda groom for me please don't follow melike a lost puppy old habits die hard! don't pretend to loveanother girl like this sita, please hear me out excuse me, boys and girls attention, please

happy devadas day! yesterday i professed my loveto my girl friend who rejected it so i'm celebrating itas a day for unrequited love thank god my lovealso flopped hold this, bro are you wondering why i amrejoicing my love that's rejected? i want to share thiswith all of you cake brother!come forward there are many reasonsfor a girl to cry, in this world

but the only reason forboys to shed tears is 'girls' correct, boss are you sayinglove doesn't exist? good questionsit down i am sayingthere's no true love now that my love has flopped i can sleepwhenever i wish, get up as i please no one can question why or wheni spoke to which girl on facebook i'm a free bird is it better to love 1 girland be tortured extensively?

or be jolly withoutall that pain? - tell me, brother- to be single is better if you have a love failure onfebruary 14th, don't lose hope the next day you can happily rejoiceyour unrequited love as devadas day! excellent comedy only you areappreciating it no one else laughed you got a govt. jobjust as you wished they want youto join tomorrow!

this is your appointment order sehwag is your lucky mascot he is such an introvert! your son is reserved!! your job to make him join dutytomorrow and bring him back home sehwag will take care he is awesome withhis sense of timing i'm hungryserve me dinner give me your1st month's salary

that girl seems tohave spat on your face your face is heavierby â¾ kilo! though a cow eats grassit can only give milk even though a snake drinksonly milk, it will only spit venom! girls are snakes that girl is better comparedto your pearls of wisdom! very damaging you'll always takeeverything light heartedly you won't reform

this is the fruit ofyour dad's labor you wake up in timetomorrow morning you join duty why are you so happyabout me working? in a team of beautiful girlsyou'll find 1 ugly betty! like that, in a jobless teamyou need a friend who works only then we candiligently drink! for you to drown in boozei have to diligently work, huh? don't we spend ourhard earned money...

...on a caller tune forsomeone else to hear?! you have to work keep the alarmfor 6:00 a.m no need of reaction let's drink good morning, dhonicorporation worker however much you boozed... ...look how promptlyyou woke up to go to work! i must stick a pamphlet in front ofthe wine shop praising you, dude

i feel the world is dullwhen we are so perfect! look at our neighbor,the banana mouthed fellow! watching some archaic serial whenthe world is blossoming a new day! switch off your tv dude, 100 missed calls! whaaat?!let me check for me too!! if someone should call 200 times,he must be more jobless than us! check who the caller is

as far as i knowit can only be your dad your dad is one stepworse than mine! he is a waste piece i agree but why would hecall so many times? it's wet there scared of going to workdid you pee here at night? there's more on your side i know! you didn't want to besuspected, so you chose my side take a shower

thanks, dude hi mom and dad indra, not yet readyto go to work? look how sincerelyi'm ready for work just as you askedi've got your boy ready you want to do any rituals to send him off... ...do so, it's getting late why are you all posing likethe characters in 'pardesi' film?

you got drunk and sleptlike logs, just shut up, rascal! not even sleeping well, i ensuredyour son got up in time and got ready and you are mad with me! who said it is 6:00 a.m? i'm saying it's 6:00 p.m, idiot! - yes- how come, da? okay, we over slept why didn't you call us, at leastsoftly and wake us up in time?

softly...?! dhoni...! sehwaaaaag...! dad, don't shoutgo back to sleep sir...sir...what happened? hahn? dad tried to wake us upand didn't succeed at least you couldhave tried, no? what can i say!?

sehwag, get up, da you want to pee,go to the bathroom! don't behave like a kid wake up, you two how could youdo this to me? i'm disgracedall because of you this whole city willdisown me now your dad will chew meto pieces like a dog why did you changethe alarm to 6:00 p.m?

all for your sake, friend - why?- ya...! because you are still joblessand i've become responsible... ...you'll be tortured at homehow can i tolerate that? don't give me theselame excuses! you drank so little and sleptlike a lorry driver driving to assam! don't take mefor a ride sita is to beblamed for all this i've forgotten her long ago

don't lie to me as if there's only 1 girl inthis world called sita for me if not sita, i'll get a gita! rhyming, huh?! hi, i am gita i'll meet youomorrow at 10:00 a.m super idea wait and watch that's my current lover gita

i told her a girl rejectedmy love and she was aghast0 she wanted to see you so i brought her hereplease talk to her yourself hey giths! come here i've told her everything 1st time we are meetinglet me treat you both i'll get juice for usyou go ahead and talk gita, ice creamfor you specially you can be anamikafor all i care!

how did he hook you?mobile or some other gizmo?! - i didn't get you?- you won't! you didn't get anyoneelse to fall in love with? love...me...him?! hello...i don'tbelieve in love he said you arehis girl friend i'm an insurance agent i asked him foran insurance policy he said he would do soalong with his girl friend

i don't buy your story you walked inclinging on to him don't lie to me, dumbo hello...mind your tongue why should i respect you? - don't talk too much- what do you think of yourself? it's worked outthe way i planned there's a limit for everything you stepped out of line

i've been patient i'll bash up your face i thought youwent off to booze my love has worked out how did you manage? look how sita is yelling atinsurance policy gita? - shut up- i'll hit you i'll show it in action just because she is yellingdoesn't mean she loves you, da

you don't understand? there are only3 types of girls if she looks at you beforeyou see her, she is reachable if we see till our eyes pop out andshe ignores us, she's unreachable if she is too ugly for even1 look, she is out of order but your girl beyond all these 3is 'switched off' category, dude she is most unpredictable she is reachable what does it matterwhom i come with?

why is she yellingher throat hoarse? she loves me inside, dude it hurts, da where did you hit yourself? inside me, dude oh! feel she calls herself a girl! watch me pick her up all the best

sita...sita wait...stop how can you behave with suchfamiliarity as if you are my lover? as if you don't behavethe same way with me? i know you love me how can you keepstringing him along? don't think you arethe only girl for him? he has a followingfrom 15 to 55! why rake up this issu-

if he just turns his face, within the blinkof an eye, girls will fall like dominoes! why tell her all this? i'll take it from here 2 minutes shall i share a smallpiece of matter with her? finalize it todayit's for your own good okay, you don't love me you fix a girl for mei can't take any more risks what do you thinkof yourself, da?

i think only of you! don't be so foolishlove has to be mutual i can't fall in love with youjust because you love me do you love me or not? i don't love you, mr ramlet me repeat this to you my parents have fixeda groom for me please douse this love flameyou carry for me, okay? even the indian law saysmore than the criminal... ...the accomplicehas to be punished

i fell in love with you, butyou instigated me to fall in love i met girls much better lookingthan you and i never fell for them i fell in love with youon first sight i was foot loose and fancy freeyou made me this blabbering idiot so you are accused # 01i am accused # 02 you should be punishedmore than me technically i'll forget you, sita i won't disturb you any more you and i are strangers

let me see howyou can forget me what's happening here? why are they rollingtogether like that? you're touching my heart why did you cheat me? what do i do tonight? cheated...? sehwag! so you are here?

on valentine'sday,to act as your girl friend... ...he promised to pay me rs 10000but he paid me only rs 2000 whenever i ask him for the balancehe says i didn't act well enough didn't you believe me? didn't your love go for a toss? did he pay you to act? hey fraud! i'm restraining myselfbecause this is a public place if you don't pay mei'll chop you to pieces if one of you doesn'ttake an insurance policy...

...you don't knowwhat you're up against! your mouth will split go...go...silently disappear they are 2we are 3...okay sorry, dude take your hands off me dai! our bro in a drunken stupori got mixed up with... ...that councilor old hagand messed up your life

he's talking ill of our sisterlet's record his dialogs i never knew you'd beso obsessed with that girl can a donkey knowthe value of liquor? don't you trust me? i'll fling the cash that old haggave me right into her face... ...spit on her face and tell hernot to mess up with my friend's life my phone's ringing - who is atm...?- oho...ouch! bro...?

you are the reason forram's love failure, bro you played your cards superbly how much you arestruggling for me, bro? how are you able to bewith him and bury him alive? collect your share this evening shall i hang up? that was earlier, dude i swear i won'tdamage your love you've acted all this whileyou've lied to me

do you know what love is? do you know the pain of love? do you know what friendship is? friendship...i don't even feellike saying that word to you let me tell you this you'll never get marriedin this birth for sure our friendship is overfrom this minute dude, listen to me "if friend disappears from your lifeif your girl friend gives you strife"

"how will we cope?where will we go...no hope?" 'don’t you know?only to booze!' brother, what happened? feelings! what feelings? "my love-mirror, to pieces, pint sizeshe shattered in front of my eyes" "my friendship like paper he burnedto ashes with his eyes he spurned" "whoever gave friendship a high-5?it’s gone with the wind...goodbye" "this love i treasured exclusivelyis now playing hide ‘n’ seek with me"

"i live and leave as a lonely mani swear i am a lucky specimen" "both discarded me callously" "all because of me" "if friend disappears from your sideif your girlfriend turns ‘runaway’ bride" "how will we cope?do we have any hope?" "a friend is one who gives you blisspeople generally told me this" "once i had a friend of my ownbut now i am left all alone" "i thought you’re my lifetime buddystone hearted, you left me high and dry" "a friend is one who wipes tears alwaysbut you smeared mud on my face"

"both deserted me unkindly" "all one needs is a love to belongpoets who quoted this were wrong" "so divine in my dreams she lookedlife is an illusion, just magic, dude" "thinking of her 24x7 i became a wacko‘love is ultimate’ whoever said so?" "love i held true is now haywiremy heart is sizzliing...on fire" "both abandoned me ruthlessly" "my love-mirror to piecesshe shattered pint size" "...with both her eyes" hi darlinggood morning

hello...mom? come to m.r.s mahalat the end of our road on the way, pick up a belt, slipper,pant, everything your size for the groom 1 set for the bride also - what are you saying?- she's such a golden hearted girl forgetting all that you did, she hasinvited all of us for this wedding who is getting married? as soon as you come herei'll tell you...come soon mom...maaa!

'my parents havefound a groom for me' he has leftsomething behind boss, you leftthe gift behind oh! thank you are you the bride's ex-lover? i heard they werewaiting for him that's why i asked i've never seen sucha grand function in my life imagine if i've made10 trips to and fro myself

the present groom got her toaccept him in 1 single day! may be he is from usa how can 'samosa'compete with pizza?! see you, boss american groom?! why are you gaping likea fritter seller in a public meeting? so much work to be done andyou are so irresponsible take care of all the guestswe are indebted to that girl how long you've known her!

and you couldn'tmake her budge an inch the guy who entered nowhas swept her off her feet the bride wanted to see you ram...? kanaka, are you the bride? were you shocked? yes i'm also shockedhow did i change like this? he's the reasonfor everything

in 1 single dayhe transformed me! then all the arrangementsfell into place hurriedly you should make up forthe lack of any sons in our family give me all thatyou bought for me we wanted you bothto get married whatever has to happenwill happen, right? don't say anything to the groomwhen you give him this he is extremelyshort tempered he gets tensed for everything

be cautious take it what's the groom's name? his name is sachin if you see him... ...1st go and meet him sachin...he has retired he is already married! why would he marry kanaka?

let me go and meet him sachin and kanakacombination seems odd - move aside- stop! who are you in a safari suitthreatening guests with your guns? groom's body guard am i boarding a flight or what? this is the groom's order - dhoni- then wait for 10 minutes if i am dhoni, i shouldwait for 10 minutes

then i am sreeshanth! you 1st said you are dhoniwait...what's that parcel? give it to me no one can fool us i'm so puzzled is the groom a prisoner out on bail?they're holding ak 47! over build up is he the groom?! 2 goats from a flockwent in 2 different ways

when they both met... ...they couldn't talk! do you have any sense? is this dialog necessary at this time? are you the groom? ya, why do you doubt that? ya means? suspicion is ya husband is 'ya' over his wife

boyfriend is 'yaa'over his girl friend he's calling you sehwag...are you sachin? my dear honeybunch! i am sachin and sehwag we roamed around all the streetslike an ice cream seller and... ...didn't even lure 1 girl are you wonderinghow i hooked her? the one who produced avatar and'ajal-gujal' are born with the same brain

depends on how one uses it intelligence is like your briefit has to be used daily mr ramarajan what is this? when the sun risesi'll be married when sun setsmy wedding night let me see that, da what...my wedding night? let me see howyou marry kanaka!

you won't wake upas early as 7:30 a.m so early? ram, were you shocked seeingmy fiance, just like i told you shocked like a drunken driverseeing a traffic policeman didn't you get a bettergroom than this? he's a scumbag, sleazoid, fraud!do you know that? hey! she knowsyou are my friend why do you gointo such details? how can you marry him?he is jobless you know

oh! sir has takenan hour off from work ask him to get mea job in his office what does it matterif he goes to work or not? am i not working? he can be happily at hometaking care of the kids and chores kanaka, don't tell memy own dialogs are you brainless? no, neveri can't digest this he can be your cousinbut he can't yell at you

ask him to apologize now i can't do all that you swear you won'tutter the word sorry i swear i won'tutter the word sorry you just did!! this is just the trailer wait and watchthe main picture as soon as you saw the coupleyour body started to tremble, right? tell me the truth

how was thismarriage arranged? come, my sweetie very bad i shouldn't stay herea minute longer my dear, where are you off to? keep this in the room, please hold itin room # 05 excuse me please place thisdown there

sehwag, you hita sixer in a no-ball you are really lucky constable for a wifegovt. salary all this dowry!will it add up to 500000? i think 10 lakhs, da wait...you might dieof heart burn and envy! reduce your jealousy quotient the hall might burn downwith your negative energy no one can be blessedwith better friends than me

cameraman sir,will you take us also let me click yourrelatives first please they are all part ofthe catering group lens mouth!click us first greetings sehwag, why are you bothsuch die hard enemies? he was one of us but he opposed mefor the sake of his love that's why i carried out a planto break his love to bits

he can't unite with herin this life time because we don't sufferfrom false prestige, you see why is she glaring suddenly? aiyaiyo!not again!! what is she doing here? sita- he'll never reform 'go...go...get lost' 1 room and 2 girls, huh?

i'm so tired, will you askfor a cool drink, sehwag? cool drinks? is this bride's roomor massage center? girls are coming out in a line wow! nice reaction! and these guys werewitnesses to all this! are you appreciatingtheir varied emotions? take your camera away ram, i have totell you something

- why?- please come what do youwant to tell me? i want toapologize to you for what? i was responsiblefor your break up that's okay sorry, ram it was your friend sehwagwho bribed me to act that way i shouldn't have beengreedy and relented

'was all that an act?' 'ram doesn't love mebut he actually loves you' shall i tell sita this? don't...don't tell her let me tell her personally - hello...no need- but why? i could have done this myselfbut i didn't want to love's foundation is trustwithout that it cannot last i'm the reasonshe doesn't trust me

for all the timesi tortured her... ...any other girl would havegiven me up long ago sita is a wonderful girl i feel one day or the othershe'll understand my love it's okay she has moved on i'm unable to forget her she is killing mefrom inside i've always been cheerfuland carefree from childhood

i feel odd getting intothis serious mode i acted as if i loved you for money now, i really feeli love you, ram my dear golti girli need a kissy my friend's lyingright next to me my friends werelying next to me too didn't i send them offto drink and be merry?! send her out somewhere have you had dinner?

no, i haven't eaten then, shut and sleep i just want 1, sweetie can't tonightonly tomorrow night then i'll stopthe wedding right now try to understand!my friend is right next to me and it's midnight i can even get booze at midnightin a wine shop and you're acting pricey! do i get a kissy or not?

stubborn mule!i'll come out now you're talking!! minute why keep rehearsing? shall we go fora round like that day? for what you did, be happyyou're not counting bars! what's this new twist? i forgave you and you're takingadvantage of my kindness! if you over step your limit,i'll do exactly what you often say

'i'll stop the wedding'! leave...go back to bed will you just go now? i came with such anticipationif you don't comply, i can't control you just cannot be reformed! "rain at dusk showers to sprinkle" "i can see your face sparklein every raindrop speckle" this will give me mileagetill tomorrow night! would he have eaves-droppedon our conversation?

stop blowing into that!i'll confess everything to you stop it don't tell the whole world let this be onlybetween you and me the day you kissed sitain the shopping mall... ...i maligned that councilor woman her stooges overheard oblivious of thisi went and met her you took money from meand humiliated me also, bro

'sehwag! you're clean bowled' why are you all looking likeyour sister got into puberty only now! siso, get alltheir eyes operated they keep lookingat you enviously and dilute your beauty! siso, why are youso stressed out? are you obsessing about ram? if not ramu, you canalways get a somu! even now, just strip all this-

- hey!- daiii! let her wear a jeans and t-shirtand take her to any bus stop she'll be immersedin love letters you can earn rs 5000 monthlyselling it all to the waste paper chap and your heart keeps bleeding forramu and somu! delete all that hey fatsos! your picture on tvamuse yourselves bro! do you wantto see a film in this? that kind of film?show me a juicy bit 'i'll fling the cash that old haggave me right into her face...'

'...spit on her face and tell hernot to mess up with my friend's life' you added a 'bro' inevery 2nd word you spoke is this how fondyou are of me? did you think'bro' meant brother? then what? 'bro' means broker!bloody fool! break this broker's bones andbundle him into the bay of bengal! awwwwwwwwwww! ohhhh...aiy...ammmaaa!

where is that soundcoming from? who is it? sehwag...who did this to you? get up who did this to you? get up, sehwag i got thrashed to the skin! this is how a hero will tryhis luck in many films let me alsoooze out my charm!

slowly...gently "thirst of fire body's desire" my charm seems to have worked! "cloudburst, you drenchedmy desire was quenched" "who has sown a thorn into my eye?immersed in water i perspire...why?" "i give myself to you, wholemind, body, heart and soul" "where love's arrows landed to teaselet me be the sandalwood balm please" 'which area are you in?' 'hello...is your duty over?'

'co operate without disturbance' this is what happened is this a flashbackto be proud of? even the electricitycouldn't stand your story!! i'm leaving now this is known only toyou, kanaka and me if anyone else gets to know- can't be more disgraced than this good god!

like the 'kolaveri' song you becameworld famous in 1 single day! how did you lure herin 1 single day? 'hello my dear,are you fine here?' 'of course, dearall fine, no fear!' "think twice before you play with mei'll give you a run for your money" "ant is no match to a leopard's stridei'll cross all hurdles to garland my bride" "i'll bowl a fast ballhowzaat you'll fall!" "i'll make it a wide balladd a run to my total" "i'll bowl a yorkera true toe-crusher "

"i'll make it a no-balltake a run to make you small" "i'll upset your apple cartteach you a lesson smart" you...huh? take a hike! "think twice before you play with mei'll beat you at your own game cleverly" "ant is no match to a leopard's stridei'll cross all barriers to garland my bride" "though, as comedy king you rocki'll strip you to be the laughing stock" "a radio can't telecast a dance contestyou are fit to frighten an infant at best" "if i undertake a job i'll finish it to the tthen at night i'll booze a quarter in glee"

"dad fighting with himself, i'll ensureboss, 'smart-ass-dad' is my signature" "just wait and seei'll win hands down in a jiffy" "think twice before you oppose mei'll make your life a total misery" "no record of anyone ever defeating meeven if blindfolded i face only victory" "you can't escape my mousetrap everhow can a rat mow down a tiger?" "inside a tumbler alsoi can beat a fish hollow" "like king lear to shakespearei'll teach ramayana to kambar!" "i'll wash your dirty linenin front of everyone" "i'll make the girl herselfchase you to hell"

"get lost, you ditzy!i'll win hands down in a jiffy" "i'll bowl a fast ballhowzaat you'll fall" "i'll bowl a yorkera true toe-crusher" "i'll make it a no-balladd a run and make you small" "i'll pull the rug from your feetteach you a lesson pretty neat" get lost! don't bitemore than you can chew! just vamoose! boys...someonemight see us that's why we chosethe rear entrance

very good are you surethis is the place? come, let's talk inside, sis don't make a sound is it reallyram's wedding? yes, sis ram and sitaare getting married stop it! i can't take sitawith my ram!

why are youhitting yourself? i wanted to say'i can't take it' don't worry we'll stop the weddingtonight and abduct the girl first let's search indifferent places 'sita is a wonderful girl' 'i feel like she'll understandmy love some day or the other' 'it's okay' 'you're here, huh?i'll take you myself'

'look how she walks!' 'you're caught nowlet's see who saves you' dude...why doesbro look so angry? apparently the bridecheated our bro cheated our own bro? that's why he istrying to kidnap her as if he doesn't haveenough cases against him! that girl repeated 'alaipayuthe' moviedialogs to him and got him smitten when he wanted toconfess his love for her...

when he went...? hey...hey...hey...hi sita i thought about allthat you told me i've decidedto love you too hello?who are you? - huh? me?- yes...you! nooooooo...! why are you behavinglike this in a public place? - keep quiet, sis!- am i your sister?

yes, sis, love doesn'tdifferentiate private and public my darling, when youasked me who i was... ...cyclone thane that i wasi am now a lost hurricane! now you'll go missing are you enacting a dramaalong with ram? drama? his friend sehwagtold us everything i don't know all that crows and sparrows can diebut our love shouldn't!

i was justpulling ram's legs you took that seriously andyou're behaving like a lunatic lunatic? come, kanakalet's go wait! am i some playgroundfor you to play on? you planted love in this boy's heartand now you are trampling it you? boy? you look likea grandfather

you also look like a grandma yourselfbut i fell in love with you, didn't i? if you have the guts,come out without makeup i'll tell you if you're a youthor an old telephone booth oh! if you have guts,take off that weirdo wig i'll decide if you aretonsured or skinhead she's touching a raw nerve!- come, let's go learn how to love properlybefore playing with boys like me "my love is a tearful story" "it dissolved...to become watery"

dude, forget it let me sing i will sing okay, do your worst! my love dissolved..." "my love that emergedinto the waters submerged" "scars inside soul seethedsimmered heart unhealed" "beat her up...bruise herforget her altogether" "my head spins...dizzy as hellbeer sent me into a giddy spell"

"sleep...sleep well, don't blabbertomorrow you'll be dead sober" "i don't want love in my life any longerwomen are a curse to the male gender" "my wounds made me enlightenedenough oh god of being smitten" this is our brother's flashback you fooled me by sayingyou love me and now... ...you're planning tomarry another man? i'll abduct you she was right in frontof me and now she's gone if i don't kidney...!cha! kidnap you today...!!

this is how she'd havehypnotized my ram too i won't let her go as if i will let you go! "arjuna's mighty bowharischandra's vow" "his powerful courage will glow" "slay your enemyultimate victory" "you have no boundary" "who is he...who will know?tsunami or towering inferno?" you know howbad i've felt?

do you know where i hadplaced you in my life? where are you lookingwhen i'm talking to you? do you thinkyou are miss world? have you ever seenyour face in the mirror? have you?i want to know 'you wore a sariin the bus one day...!' 'you look like an angel' newton didn't simply say'every action has a reaction' newton, your lovemust have failed too!

you know how happy i wasroaming around aimlessly? when i fell in love,everything went away my happinessand peace of mind but let me tell you this if only you hadaccepted my love... ...i'd have killed myselfthat very same day i'm alive today onlybecause you didn't i won't look at yourface ever again...! you and yoursnooty face!

'are you in lovewith my son?' 'why do you evenwant to love him?' 'he does this tomany girls as time pass' 'you are also1 among many' am i 'time pass' for you? you think as soon as youprofess your love... ...girls will comesimpering behind you! we girls know how todecide our own lives why are you suddenlytalking like this, sita?

do you wantto know why? i've spoken to a lotof guys before you i've never fallen in love but how many girls fellfor you hook, line and sinker in 1 day, 3 girls fall for you the next day, you bring another girland claim she's your girl friend you...must havethe devil's luck no, sita...i love you sincerely i'll die without youtrust me, sita

do that 1st...andthen i'll trust you ram...i love you everyone says itwhen they get united you're making me say itwhen we're breaking up 'if my death will make you happy,then i will die for you, sita' what are you doing, dad? i'm sprinkling flowers tospread fragrance in the room why are you doing it so slowlylike you're feeding pigeons? i thought i'd talk to youso you don't feel lonely

i got married and gotthis big bed decorated... ...so that we could standaround it and talk, no? - yes- you iron box head! - get out!- how can you be so rude? father or stranger, get out!ask my wife to come in it's late...getting delayed son-in-law, the bride...! come...comemy dear kulfi! oh my...!

bed, flowers, petalsit looks so pretty! in my time, there wasonly a mat with pillows even with just that, you madetime to give birth to 10 kids if they'd given you a bed... ...like guppies you wouldhave gone overboard go take your heartburnwith you and disappear! in exactly 10 months, kanaka... ...you must give birthto a rose-pink grandson stop it, dad!- look at her!blushing!

my grandsonshould pee on me! if you keep talking,i'll myself oblige! - get out!- son-in-law...? he's confirminghe's a pimp! that day in the stinkof the coovum river... ...i enjoyed only mini meals hastily now i can havea gourmet meal! come, kulfi dhoni's dad

disturbing is this family's habit! switched offno moreinterruptions whose phone is that? - uncle...?- kanaka, i...don't- what happened, uncle?why do you sound flustered? ram has been missingsince this morning he must have goneto a friend's house no, i've asked aroundhe's not anywhere that's why i waswondering if he told you

we're really worried okay, don't worryi'll take care of it- bye - what happened?- ram is missing ram is missingyou don't know about him the whole night, he'll go missingsearching for a quarter cutting then he'll buy some illegally,get drunk and get home in the morning let's continue, kulfi your friend is missing andyou're not bothered! i have to think seriously now

what do we do? - what do we do?- let's lie down and think about it! chi! i've beensaying this repeatedly... ...and you keep doing thisover and over again what else do i do? go...go, search for him kulfi, just once- go! go, da! did you find outanything about ram? what happenedbetween you both?

kanaka, i... look sita,this is really serious he's been missing for 3 days we have no ideawhere he is call me if he contacts you hello...hello? kanaka? 'i love only you sincerelyi'll die without you...trust me, sita' 'do that 1st...andthen i'll trust you' kanaka, ram's still missingi'm really scared

'if he grows taller than your shouldertreat him as your friend and not son' that's how i've treated him he'll fight, bicker, arguewith all of us daily but he won't stay away from usfor more than an hour he's been lostfor 3 days now now we're not worriedif he's slept or eaten but if he's even alive find my son for mehe's innocent i'll fall at your feet if you want

- what is this?- i want my son! i want my son back sita, we are desperately upsetand you're so hardhearted will all of you stop this? you're all behaving as if ramis missing because of me are you the only peopleworried about him? do you know how i've beensearching for him, past 3 days? i love him that much i'll die without ram

hi, everybody! 'why is he with this girl?' you conductedmy wedding perfectly hi, dear to unite this 'made for each other'couple, i escaped for a few days sweetheart...? darling, shall we go? come, let's goand join the family hi, sita

were you scared? only when he disappearswill his value be realized never take yourloved ones for granted! - ram- kanaka, how are you? you left us like this to getthat postbox mouth married- yes is he a lamp post that gothit my a cyclone? why support him like that?come this side come on you are a funny man, sehwag who knowswhen you'll learn all this

our daughter's happinessis what matters to us if she's happy with you, so are we yes, let's get them marriedonly then he'll toe the line sehwag, how wasthe first wedding night? did everything go well? you went missing right thenso nothing happened i've put all my apples in the fridge we'll make juice together, kulfi! she is suddenly feeling shy!

- are you ready to get married?- ya, yaa - dude, the movie is over- ya, yaa

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