movie online fifty shades darker

- this is show business talkright here. over the years,i've shown you a lot of scenes from different moviesthat i've been cut out of. and... what happens is,i get cast and i show up, and i work, you know,like a professional. i learn my lines, and i, youknow, really prepare the scenes. and for some stupid reason,the part gets cut. until now.

so, the "50 shades of grey"movie is coming out next year. [audience cheering] and i am so happyand proud to say, i got the lead roleand i am definitely gonna be the lead in the movie. they're acting likeit's dakota johnson. it's not.it's me. because no one knows their wayaround a whip more than me. that's...

so they justreleased the trailer. i'm so proud to share it. this is the first timeanyone's seen it, and i'm... i mean, i'm starring in"50 shades of grey." i'm so happy. some of my best work.please enjoy. [dark music] - mr. grey will see you now. - i have a natural instinctfor what makes a person tic.

i'd like to see your face. [audience laughing and cheering] - i'd like you to see my face. - gives me some cluewhat you might be thinking. - what i'm thinking? um...hmm. well, i was just thinking abouthow fun it is to get pearsaround christmastime and how each one of them isindividually wrapped in foil

and how beautiful they are,like little presents. can you imagine ifall fruit was like that? i mean, cherries or blueberriesor raspberries. and each one of them,you'd have to unwrap, but it would be a present. that's what i was thinking. - i'm not the man for you. - oh.oh, you've heard the rumors? well, don't believeeverything you hear.

[audience laughing] [beyonce singing]- my heart it lulls [singing]ghost in the sheets - ma-ooga! there something on my lip? i feel something on my lip. is there something there? uh. oh.

it was popcorn. it's okay. [playing piano] [clears throat] [singing]oh-oh here she comes [singing]watch out boy [singing]she'll chew you up [singing]she's a man-eater rawr.

- my tastes are very singular. - this is so "pretty woman." [intense music] oh, hell no. i've been promisedthey are not gonna recast. go to ellentubeif you want to see the outtakes from that trailer. uh-oh.did you want to see more videos? hold on.

i have to tell you. we're not gonna be doingclassic joke wednesday. - oh, i'm...i'm...i'm so mad. - you're mad? how mad are you? - i'm this mad. [audience cheers]

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